care to try some Old Sport, old sport?
DAMNIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO THINK OF THIS
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That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
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OMG PLEASE SOMEONE, LOVE ME, I AM A SEXY, SMART, FUNNY,CUTE GUY AND NO GIRL WANTS ME. PLEASE MESSAGE ME IM LOTS OF FUN I WILL NOT DISAPPOINT YOU TRUST ME, I JUST NEED A GIRLFRIEND SOMEONE HELP!! I WILL GO WITH ANY GIRL!
you should change your url to gooutwithme instead of gooutfighting
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your dick pics:
my dick pics:
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