Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?
The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway
this one’s for you
I can’t believe the government took an hour of sleep from me that is so childish
"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."
Acknowledging privilege and finding ways to use your privilege to help others is so important.
HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE BEST JOKES EVER WRITTEN
No but seriously, it was.
do dogs think in barks
Entertainment Weekly’s Clueless Reunion
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.