imagine rain but like shower temperature
Siri find me some self confidence
taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch
HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.
THAT’S SO PRECIOUS
"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
"respect the dead"
not if they were horrible people
death doesn’t absolve you.
we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.
The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.
when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
Aziz Ansari photograohed by Katherine Wolkoff, 2011
people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated
Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere