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jonophobias:

imagine rain but like shower temperature 

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

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taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

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cassbones:

zenpencils:

AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

THAT’S SO PRECIOUS

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

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Watching A Goofy Movie As A Kid: Hahahaha oh man, poor Max, that's the most embarrassing dad ever
Watching A Goofy Movie As An Adult: YOU STUPID BRAT YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE YOUR GODDAMN TREASURE OF A FATHER
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face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

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grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

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deathnoteforcutie:

when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just

image

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Aziz Ansari photograohed by Katherine Wolkoff, 2011

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snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

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hexephra:

mishollins:

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

silentswirls:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

mishollins:

Finish the sentence: Do me 

a favor and do me

a favor

and fucking do me

a favour

and then after that you’re going to fucking do me

a favor

#I’d say ‘that escalated quickly’#but actually it refused to escalate anywhere

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