i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
reasons why babies are not needed:
- head to body ratio is uneven
- when was last time baby contribute to dinner time conversation
- baby unable to hunt for the clan
- baby is slow and usually racist
New Girl, Best of Nick: 3x18 ‘Sister III’
THE LAST ONE
I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.
#tbt to when the dinosaurs all died. it was a thursday. i know that because im a scientist
Can the science side of tumblr confirm this?
hello yes sciency side here. I can confirm this is correct
Currently untitled, Sean Davey
Favorite Seth Cohen Quotes (Season 1)
acting cool around ur crush
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
katniss u done fucked up