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cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

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vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(via distraction)

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intowhiteness:

x

Omg I can’t, they are too adorable.

(Source: aryahs, via celaenasardothiens)

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

(Source: meladoodle, via distraction)

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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

(via tumbledore-)

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Aubrey Plaza and Chris Pratt arrive at Sundance NextFest Film Festival Premiere Of ‘Life After Beth’ at The Theatre At The Ace Hotel on August 8, 2014

(Source: chrisprattsource, via maisiewilliams)

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convexly:

why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive? 

(via distraction)

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officialwhitegirls:

communistbakery:

never gonna give y

odelling lessons

(via breakfastburritoe)

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dildotho:

one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet

(Source: dildotho, via distraction)

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psycho-p-a-t-h:

i am Elaine

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macabrekawaii:

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

(Source: sandandglass, via lordvoldie)

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We need to remember what’s important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.

(Source: mystifyinglane, via ashtonisms)

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