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hate:

im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises

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zootedboy:

this is what florida cops do all day

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cloaga:

Slytherin wasn’t the only founder to leave a concealed chamber at Hogwarts— before her death, Helga Huffelpuff created a secret room which would help all students, regardless of house affiliation or purity of blood. It’s been called many things throughout the centuries; today it’s known as the Room of Requirement. 

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kforshort:

spacetwinks:

[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]

Human Male, Warrior

[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]

Yes

[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]

[FINE WHATEVER. NOW DESIGN YOUR CHARACTER.]

White, Thin But Fit Able Body

[I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING]

With a Scruffy Beard

[FUCK YOU]

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spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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fingerblaster113:

Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you

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jesuschristvevo:

this one is for the boys with the boomin systemimage

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tszarina:

i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising

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tastefullyoffensive:

[karmaqueen]

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getsby:

y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive

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tupacabra:

i love albums that i can put on and sit on the floor and do nothing but listen to them all the way through

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tit-ania:

my hobbies include drinking my weight in coffee and forgetting to text back

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fappuclno:

Summer?
More like
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azestforlife:

Simple is a bank and mobile app where the majority of the activity is online. It offers tools to better organize finances such as a goals feture to build savings, ability for hashtag searching, and photo check depositing.

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