u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
I hope my back didn’t break your knife.
Omg I can’t, they are too adorable.
ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
Aubrey Plaza and Chris Pratt arrive at Sundance NextFest Film Festival Premiere Of ‘Life After Beth’ at The Theatre At The Ace Hotel on August 8, 2014
why can’t stuffing my face with pizza make me attractive?
never gonna give y
one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
i am Elaine
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
We need to remember what’s important in life. Friends, waffles, and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.